5 golden toques...
Do other parents have problems like this, or is it just us?
We're spending the dinner hour drilling the 4-year-old on the proper lyrics to the 12 days of Christmas, so he doesn't go to preschool singing the Bob & Doug McKenzie version. I don't want to have to explain to Miss Becca why he's singing "...and a beer in a tree." Reigning in the 10-year-old is a crucial part of the process, as she keeps chiming in with the alternate version.
(The Bob & Doug McKenzie 12 days is a family tradition chez nous. To the extent that when I was in, like 9th grade, my mom got me a 6 pack of Tuborg as a joke. Don't call DSS. It's too late for me.)